I need a touch-up.

I often put lists of goals and things I want to do in the near future on m blog but I never really get around to doing them. So this is a list of things I'm actually either currently doing or are certain to do within the next three months. Real talk.

• Complete portfolio application for ACAD by Friday, hopefully Thursday.
• Gather images for tattoo. Find artist. Make appointment for first two weeks in May.
• Get another septum hole.
• Go to Grand Fucking Cayman on June 1st.
• Get scuba certification. Do online course before last week of May.
• Acquire beach body by May 31st. Tell sugar to go fuck itself continuously.